If you’ve ever sat in the audience at a Broadway show and wondered what it takes to become the next Marilu Henner, this video is required viewing. According to the “Broadway legend and household name,” all you need to do is star in a little show called Chicago. The longest-running American musical has produced such Broadway legends as Ashlee Simpson, Wendy Williams, Michelle Williams (you know, the one from “the three Beyonces?”) and even Henner herself—but sorry, not Big Bird. Click below to find out why Chicago is like Dancing With the Stars for Broadway, and why you’re guaranteed a Tony (Danza, that is), if you agree to star in the show!